“J.R. \”Bob\” Dobbs”
I saw this as someone’s signature, and when I read it, the soda I was drinking attempted to escape through my nostrils in a rather violent fashion…
Date: 8 June 1982 00:39-EDT
From: “J. R. \”Bob\” Dobbs”
Subject: Libertarian ideologies
I consider myself to be a follower of Patriopsychotic
Anarchomaterialism. This unique political meta-ideology was first
developed by Dr. Carl E. Havermist and popularized in his book “Making
Freedom Compulsory”. Since it is derived completely by means of
formal mathematical principles, Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialism is
far more rigorous and consistent than most so-called political
theories, which must continuously resort to unreliable “real-world”
data in order to support their dubious conclusions.
Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialists support immediate repeal of the
Second Law of Thermodynamics, forced bussing of ghetto children to L-5
colonies, the right to *arm bears*, redistribution of intelligence,
traditional family values, and the right to urinate in different
colors.
Asterisks are mine… that was the one that got me… although repealing the Second Law of Thermodynamics is pretty funny too…
Jokes
Bunch of kewl jokes I got from:
http://www.rahoorkhuit.net/library/humor/pagan_humor.html
Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid mathematician?
A: Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is not there.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid veterinarian?
A: Someone who worships the bark of the tree that is not there.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
Heck is a place for people who don’t believe in Gosh.
“I have the body of a god: Buddha”
“Jesus saves! By using double coupons & shopping wisely”
That was Zen; this is Tao.
Jesus saves…but Gretsky catches the rebound! He shoots! HE SCOOORES!
The Enlightening Rod
I’m working on a device that will, in an instant enlighten anyone… I like to call it… The Enlightening Rod!!!!!!! True to its name, it involves receiving enlightenment AND… get this… a lightning rod. Pretty neat, huh?
